I'm back!

I had a ten pack. I need another one, we are a group of twelve.

Great openers...

"Hi! I need a booklet of ten please."

Are you a ticketmaster?

First customer of the day waiting outside the door before we open... "Hi! Good timing! Are you a ticketmaster?"

I respond, "Nope. But we use ticketmaster to sell tickets for our venue."

"Oh, okay. I need tickets for a different venue. Can you help me?"

Directions...

An oldie but goodie I must share... "If I get on Broadway in Newburgh will it take me to Broadway in Kingston?"

Overheard in the Box Office

On a daily basis we get asked the most insane questions. Here we will share them with you.