Can I buy tickets for Glenn Miller?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_Miller
Alton Glenn Miller (March 1, 1904 – missing in action[1] December 15, 1944) was an American jazz musician (trombone), arranger, composer, and bandleader in the swing era.
Customer's tend to ask silly questions. This site lists some of the sillier things we have heard...
Saturday, November 12, 2011
Back in 5
Box office staff puts the "back in 5 minutes" sign up at her window to refill her water bottle. In walks in "Maria".
"Maria": HELLO?!? HELLO?!?!?!
Box Office: Hello?
"Maria": HELLO!?!?!!? IS THIS WHERE YOU GET TICKETS? HELLO!?!?
Box Office: Yes, you can purchase tickets here.
"Maria": Okay good. I need two.
"Maria": HELLO?!? HELLO?!?!?!
Box Office: Hello?
"Maria": HELLO!?!?!!? IS THIS WHERE YOU GET TICKETS? HELLO!?!?
Box Office: Yes, you can purchase tickets here.
"Maria": Okay good. I need two.
$20, $33, $39...
Caller: What are the prices for your Thursday show?
Box Office: $20, $33, $39...
Caller: Okay. Now what if I want to sit in the middle.
*silence*
Box Office: Alright, the middle price option or the middle of the theater?
Caller: What?
Box Office: $20, $33, $39...
Caller: Okay. Now what if I want to sit in the middle.
*silence*
Box Office: Alright, the middle price option or the middle of the theater?
Caller: What?
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