Patron "Did you hear if Willie Nelson will be here?"

Box Office Associate "Yes. He will be at UPAC."

Patron "Oh okay."

Cream tickets dammit!

The phone conversation I just had...

Me: UPAC box office.

Caller: Hi is this the UPAC?

M: Yes, how can I help you?

C: Do you have any tickets for that there show?

M:Which show sir?

C:The band that's playing. How much are tickets?

M: Which band sir?

C: Cream.

M: I'm sorry, but CREAM is not playing, but CREED is.

C: NO, I want to see Cream, how much are the damn tickets?

M: I'm very sorry sir, but Cream is not playing here. We have other great concerts coming up like Wille Nelson.

Long pause....

C: WHAT DONT YOU GET? HOW MUCH ARE THE CREAM TICKETS!?

M: I'm sorry sir but Cream is not playing at this venue. (or even in this decade..said in my brain)

Long pause #2

C:Is this the UPAC?

M: Yes, sir.

C:Ehhhh, fuck it!

Hangs up phone