An elderly woman walks in and asks for tickets to the ballet performance for the next day. She is baffled that the prime seating is no longer available. Flustered she finally chooses an excellent pair fourth row of the loge. When purchasing her tickets I ask for her information...
Box Office: "May I have your last name?"
Elderly Woman: "Smith"
Box Office: "And your first?"
Elderly Woman: "It's under Edward."
Of course the woman is paying with a check and needs to provide her id. So MaryJane I just want you to know that your real name is much prettier than "ITSUNDEREDWARD".
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